NothingButtDesigns

We take design seriously.
Life, less so.

Nothing Butt Designs is an independent design studio creating artful stationery, gifts and objects for wonderfully unserious people. Every piece is designed to be admired first—and make you smile a moment later. Small-batch products made, with care. Beautifully unserious.

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Thoughtfully designedMade in small batchesNever boring

Nothing Butt Designs Presents

The Opening Collection

Stationery · Gifting · Décor

Tales of an African Lavatory

The Birthday Calendar

A perpetual place for birthdays, anniversaries and dates you really ought to remember. And life advice you really ought to forget.

A5 horizontal desk calendar

£20.00

Mindfulness journal

Daily Discovery

A 90-day guided journal for goals, gratitude, affirmations and making a little more sense of it all. Designed to take just five minutes a day — because self-improvement shouldn’t need to be another full-time job.

A5 portrait hardcover journal

£25.00

Sculptural candle

The Derrière

A sculptural candle with rather lovely curves, poured by hand and made to be admired. An excellent asset, to any space.

Sculpted, moulded and poured by hand. Approx. 7cm x 7cm.

£18.00

Sculptural candle

The Muse

A sculptural study of the female form. Soft curves, clean lines and no need to overthink it.

Sculpted, moulded and poured by hand. Approx. 7cm x 7cm.

£18.00

Our story

It all started with a bum.

Nothing Butt Designs began in 2020, during an unexpectedly isolated chapter in a new country. With more solitude than planned — and a creative side long overdue some attention — I began experimenting with clay.

One of the first things I made was a bum. Naturally.

My friends loved it and wanted their own, unknowingly setting the brand in motion. A silicone mould and hand-poured candles followed, along with the discovery of how satisfying it can be to create objects that are both beautiful and cheeky in equal measure.

After years in the corporate world — and the inevitable burnout that came with it — I realised it was time to give my creative side the space it deserves. Nothing Butt Designs grew from that decision.

Today, Nothing Butt Designs creates small-batch, handmade premium products for people who appreciate beautiful things, but don’t take themselves too seriously. Our designs are chic and playful - never crude - and never, ever boring.

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