
Tales of an African Lavatory
2027 Monthly Calendar
A year of African wildlife, private rituals and questionable life advice. Enjoy twelve months of hilarious lessons from the lavatory.
A5 horizontal desk calendar
Nothing Butt Designs is an independent design studio creating artful stationery, gifts and objects for wonderfully unserious people. Every piece is designed to be admired first—and make you smile a moment later. Small-batch products made, with care. Beautifully unserious.
Nothing Butt Designs Presents
Stationery · Gifting · Décor

Tales of an African Lavatory
A year of African wildlife, private rituals and questionable life advice. Enjoy twelve months of hilarious lessons from the lavatory.
A5 horizontal desk calendar

Tales of an African Lavatory
A perpetual place for birthdays, anniversaries and dates you really ought to remember. And life advice you really ought to forget.
A5 horizontal desk calendar

Mindfulness journal
A 90-day guided journal for goals, gratitude, affirmations and making a little more sense of it all. Designed to take just five minutes a day — because self-improvement shouldn’t need to be another full-time job.
A5 portrait hardcover journal

Sculptural candle
A sculptural candle with rather lovely curves, poured by hand and made to be admired. An excellent asset, to any space.
Sculpted, moulded and poured by hand. Approx. 7cm x 7cm.

Sculptural candle
A sculptural study of the female form. Soft curves, clean lines and no need to overthink it.
Sculpted, moulded and poured by hand. Approx. 7cm x 7cm.
Our story
Nothing Butt Designs began in 2020, during an unexpectedly isolated chapter in a new country. With more solitude than planned — and a creative side long overdue some attention — I began experimenting with clay.
One of the first things I made was a bum. Naturally.
My friends loved it and wanted their own, unknowingly setting the brand in motion. A silicone mould and hand-poured candles followed, along with the discovery of how satisfying it can be to create objects that are both beautiful and cheeky in equal measure.
After years in the corporate world — and the inevitable burnout that came with it — I realised it was time to give my creative side the space it deserves. Nothing Butt Designs grew from that decision.
Today, Nothing Butt Designs creates small-batch, handmade premium products for people who appreciate beautiful things, but don’t take themselves too seriously. Our designs are chic and playful - never crude - and never, ever boring.
Contact us
For wholesale, bulk orders or lovely collaborations, get in touch below. Or, if you simply have a question or fancy saying hello, we’d love to hear from you.